Credit for the idea goes to Folu of @whiskeysoaking on Twitter via this tweet.
The full-sized version can be found here: http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a158/rcast1986/GatsbyMenswearLARGE.gif
A Hipster Chick and her Battle with Kindness
Overheard at Bagelmaven off 32nd and 7th, getting a sandwich for lunch:
Hipster chick: Iced coffee.
Kind, ethnic, old woman owner: Ok, so one coffee.
Hipster chick: You still don’t have soy? I’m gunna keep asking until you get that figured out.
Owner: No, baby, no soy.
Hipster chick (annoyed): Fine, so I’ll just have an iced coffee with a little bit of milk, cause I’m allergic to it.
Owner: Half and half?
Hipster chick (even more annoyed): No, I just want a little bit of milk, (slows and breaks down the words) since. I’m. allergic.
Owner (smiling): You know half and half has the least lactose out of all milk?
Hipster chick (caught off guard): Oh…yeah. (recovers) Well just gimme that, then.
